Tuesday, May 26, 2009

I hear you....



Jackal told me to never write about sex, politics, or religion on my blog.

One of these days I plan to do all three. Just for shits and giggles.

I told him that my "blogosphere friends" should "know" me well enough by now to survive anything I might write about here. I told him that I can't imagine that anything I'd write would offend anyone of you. I also told him that if I did offend anyone, you'd get over it. You may not agree with my opinions and thoughts but, hey, that's ok. I can guarantee you that I won't agree with everything you might say or think, but that won't change the way I feel about you. Fair enough?

It's my blog and I can write what I want to, write what I want to....

So, there we are...

I didn't go to the group ride tonight. No fuel in the tank. I've been waiting for a harassing email from Fatty giving me hell for not showing up. It should be scathing. It started raining pretty hard at about 10 till 7 and I was thinking "boy, I hope Fatty is out there getting his ass soaked". I really did. Not only did I think it, but I hoped it. Good training for him for the race he has coming up this weekend. 200 miles of gravel. Him and G-Ted and Super and Doug. Crazy. Hope y'all have fun!

Well, I just got the email from him. I'm now a "fair weather rider", according to Fatty. Damn! That hurts! Was it last Tuesday that it was raining and I was the only one to show up? Two weeks ago? Oh well....

He said he just got home, stripped naked, and started drinking beer. Said I'm not high on his priority list. I told him to kiss my ass. Gotta love the dude!

Anyway....

Ride safe.

Peace out, yo!

14 Comments:

Blogger C. Engstrom said...

Thanks for that mental picture Blue. Now I may have to have a beer to get rid of it.

9:21 PM  
Blogger bluecolnago said...

craig....
perhaps 2 beers? :)

10:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We miss you tonite Blue!!! Everyone was asking about you!
Nothing wrong with taking a day off to re-charge the legs!!
Redg!!

10:11 PM  
Blogger Masini said...

Even though I'm in Switzerland with true mountains just an hour south of me, I envy your group rides! You guys get out ALOT!

8:34 AM  
Blogger oldmanandhisbike said...

I was lucky enough to get 20 miles in and miss the rain (here).
Taking a day off is typical for me. I rarely ride two days in a row.
To answer your question about Nature Valley race, I can't this year. Wife and daughter planned her graduation party for that weekend, so I will be working and cleaning and preparing for the big event!

11:26 AM  
Blogger KAT said...

Missed you Blue - Kat was hoping to get a bit extra draft from you. But the training Partner was there watching out for me. John made his retirement debut back to the group rides! Looking to incorporate more of these events into the Plan - perhaps next week. And would love to have You join the other training rides - plans are in the works for this week-end.

11:38 AM  
Blogger Craig, The Flanders Fat Cat said...

People are too pissy! They are all easily offended these days. In fact, I'm offended that they're offended. I take offense to that. I defend my right to offend. I defend my right to not be offensive. I defend my right to babble on incoherently until I am dismissed as inoffensive.

12:58 PM  
Anonymous mrbill said...

I have to agree with Jackal, Politics and Religion are a no no, but Sex, that's OK

6:41 AM  
Blogger Craig, The Flanders Fat Cat said...

I would be remiss if I did not say, GO PENS!

9:06 AM  
Blogger Ari said...

i hope the curtains were open.
ari

11:42 PM  
Blogger Lily on the Road said...

Write what you want, when you want Blue and when I've stopped laughing my ass off at The Flanders Fat Cat, I'll get back to writing what I was going to say!!

still laughing here..........

9:42 AM  
Blogger bluecolnago said...

redg....
i wish i'd of gone but i wouldn't have made it out of town. i was pooped!

rory....
i used to ride in the mountains of germany when i lived there. they always kicked my butt! our group rides are fun. if you're ever back here when the weather is good, you should come on out!

oldman....
graduation has to take priority over a bicycle race, i guess :) there will be another time. glad you're getting some miles.

kat....
sounds like you had a good ride! we'll get together one of these days when i'm not working or out of gas.

craig....
i'm with ya on that, buddy!

mr bill....
lol.... "sex is ok" that's good stuff. nowadays so much of politics and religion invlove sex that i may look at it on those lines. that oughta work, eh?

craig....
since the flyers are out playing golf, i'm going for the pens too!

ari....
i'm sure you probably met fatty at t.i v.5 if the curtains were open, he'd get arrested! lol.

lily....
you have to watch out for the fat cat. he's a hoot! too many mountain miles will do that to ya, i think.

everyone....
have a great weekend!

11:12 AM  
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