Re: Thanks, Buddy....So, there I was....
Sitting at my computer after work last Friday, minding my own business, when I heard Judy come down to the basement to get something for supper out of the freezer. Nothing unusual. I heard her open the freezer door and move some things around then shut it. "Where'd this black Colnago come from"?
Crap!
I said "Say what? I don't have a black Colnago".
"It's gold and black. Where'd it come from?" she asked.
I got up from my chair at the 'puter and walked out to the other room. She was standing there looking at the bike with a twinkle in her eyes. Busted!
I heard someone come in the back door. It was Jackal and Moo with The Queen of Cross. They were quiet. LOL.
I said "It's been here since October (oops, I meant to say January. October just slipped out. No going back now). Didn't you see the frame sitting on top of the table saw"? Trying to think fast I said "I bought that frameset a long time ago. It was sitting on top of the table saw for months".
She said "Don't think that you can sneak around and buy a frame and get away with it. It's a bike now and I said no more bikes".
Holding a frozen pizza, she starts looking around and counting out loud. "One, two, three...." "I know you had the red one. You've had it forever".
"Yup, since 1985", I said.
"And that white one..."
"I bought that one in 1986 thinking Jackal would ride it".
I was starting to sweat....
"Where'd that one come from"?
"Judy.... you went with me to Chicago to pick it up a couple of years ago".
"OK", she says, "Where'd that black one come from"?
"That's the Surly Adam rides" was my reply.
"I know you bought that yellow one up in Minnesota".
I said "yes, in 2005". "I bought the green Surly from Brent in '06. You were with me when I ordered the parts to build it." (That comment didn't appease her...)
"How many Colnagos do you have"?
"Four"
"There are 9 bikes in this basement"
"OK". Crap.
I mentioned that "One of them is yours, Dear".
"I know. One of them. One. Just one".
Jackal and Moo were listening, wondering what they'd walked into....
"Why do you need so damned many bikes"? "You don't need all these bikes...."
Pointing at the blue Master X Light on the trainer she says "How long have you had that one"?
"4 or 5 years, Dear"
"OK, I know I've seen it before".
By now she was walking up the steps. Jackal was standing in the kitchen and she says to him "He bought another bike. There's another Colnago in the basement".
"Huh?" "The one he bought in October"? "That was a frame he built up". (a perfect blend of ignorance and innocense)
He headed to the basement to check it out..... (You would have had to see it with your own eyes.)
I could hear her upstairs talking to Amy and telling Jackal "9 bikes. He has 9 bikes in the basement. Why the hell does he need 9 bikes?"
Anyway, that's the story of Friday night. It was all Jackal could do to keep from busting up and laughing out loud. Why is it so funny when I get busted?
I was taking a shower Saturday morning and broke out laughing when I thought about it. I guess you would have had to have been there but, well, it was funny as hell at the time.
That's it for now. Have a great day!
Ride safe.
Peace out, yo!